What if another Fix-It Felix Jr. console was plugged in at Litwak’s and Felix stresses about Calhoun liking the new Felix more than him and that the other Felix will seduce her
But then it turns out that the other Felix is hella gay and the original Felix has nothing to worry about
And he is dating the Ralph form his game!
pros of being hit by a truck: i am fairly sure i have broken every bone in my body and severely crippled the dastardly skeleton inside me
cons of being hit by a truck: i am trapped in a full body cast with said skeleton and i know for a fact that he is plotting his revenge and i’m fucking terrified
baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
Actually glasses are symmetrical and humans are drawn to symmetrical things and that’s why certain shapes or types of plants, etc, are more attractive to the human eye. Glasses, especially sunglasses, even out the face and make it appear more symmetrical.
And that is science friends
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I think my ovaries just released 3000 eggs all at once.